NASHVILLE—I walked four miles out-and-back on Old Center Point Road this morning in 55:06.
About an hour later, Cynthia, a cashier at Walmart, worked her way into contention in the Miss Nashville Pageant by standing behind her cash register with the slightly ruddy hue of an outdoor girl and a rare combination of shoulder-length blonde hair, boyishness, and a million-dollar smile, but then said she was cheering for the fucking Pittsburgh Steelers and consequently will have to settle for the runner-up position behind Samantha, the former Miss Pizza Hut. Too bad, because Cynthia had a chance.
Finally, for the record, I predict Green Bay will win the Super Bowl this evening by a final score of 64-2.
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