I walked the Ghetto Cat Loop this morning in 29:45 to warm up for a trip to Hot Springs. I plan to win so much money that Oaklawn Park will be unable to cash my voucher after the final race, and therefore will be forced to give me the deed to the track, which I will promptly rename Blow Me Downs. It'll have a Popeye theme.
This afternoon in Hot Springs, it took me a total of 3:44:21 to walk from my car to Oaklawn Park, lose exactly $59, and then walk back to my car. I lost every bet I made.
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