I walked the Chandler Street Loop this morning, as I marked the Baby Jesus Memorial Three-mile Race to Hell, in 49:16. The Hash will come later to run it. Results will appear in the p.m. edition of Pam's Boy.
Furthermore, Pam's Boy will report the latest results of the Green Bay Packers' DFL Cooper Bowl semifinal game with the Cavemen. After Thursday night's game, in which both teams had one player, the Cavemen lead 30.85-10.60. We remain confident, despite the fact the my quarterback Aaron Rodgers, also the quarterback of the NFL's Green Bay Packers, is out with a concussion. His replacement, Tennessee's Kerry Collins called Rodgers a "pussy," and said the Packers would still "beat the shit out of the Cavemen and mail it to them in their hats."
Jeff Thorensten won the Baby Jesus Memorial Three-mile Race to Hell in 21:03. Lacy, Zach's wife, won the women's division in 30:45.
The DFL's Green Bay Packers lead the Cavemen 110.13-94.25. The Cavemen have two players going tomorrow night—a running back, Matt Forte, and a wide receiver, Johnny Knox, for the Chicago Bears—projected to score a total of seventeen points. We're hanging on, scared to death.
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