Hash

I walked and jogged about two miles on Bill Brass' Hash run around the Capitol Building.

The Green Bay Packers lead Krup's Kids 162.95-89.34. Krup's Kids' quarterback Kurt Warner still has a game to play Monday night for the NFL's Arizona Cardinals. If Warner completes 46 passes for 555 yards and 8 touchdowns, NFL records collectively by one completion, yard, and touchdown, then we would win 162.95-157.59. Thus, we felt comfortable when Coach Lee Hardman said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah; I was gonna do Warner like Oswald done Kennedy and blow his brain into his wife's lap and shit, but why waste my time?" and quarterback Philip Rivers said, "Now we hopes Krup's Bastards loses they consolation game and shit, too."

Our points total is a team record and the most for any Democrat Football League team this season. We are two victories away from playing in our second Cooper Bowl, a game which we have not won. Next week we play Dead Elway, by far the top-rated team in our league.