Ghetto Cat Loop/Hash

I walked the Ghetto Cat Loop in 30:36 this morning.

This afternoon I ran virtually nonstop for 34:08 through Burns Park from and back to the Covered Bridge to cover about three miles with the Hash. I started a few minutes late, never saw anyone, and felt great, as good as I do; was almost disappointed to finish.

After Sunday's NFL games, the Green Bay Packers are not quite a lock to make the Democrat Football League playoffs for the first time since 2006. Not quite. We lead Redline 7000 by a score of 107.38-63.13. If we win, we're in. Redline will need 44.26 points from wide receiver Donald Driver of the NFL's Green Bay Packers in Monday night's game (that means 443 receiving yards or eight touchdowns, or a mixture, in that one touchdown is worth six points, as is 60 yards; it would require Driver to have far-and-away the most significant offensive performance in NFL history). If Driver does score 44.26 or more, then one of the following would also be required to eliminate my team from the DFL playoffs: defensive back Rod Woodson would have to score 14.95 or more for the NFL's Packers on Monday night. He would do that with three interceptions, or two interceptions and a touchdown. That, combined with Driver's performance, would put the Dadburn Gallinappers in. Or, wide receiver Greg Jennings would have to score 271.41 for the NFL's Packers (gain 2,715 yards or score 46 touchdowns, or a mixture), which would put the Mudville Nine in the DFL playoffs and Jennings in his own wing of the NFL Hall of Fame. Fuck, they'd quit playing football and the world would turn its attention to Beat the Streak.