It has rained here since noon yesterday, so, as I entered McCain Mall on a mission from mom to purchase $39 Reeboks she saw advertised in the paper, decided to join the other old people for a walk, and walked casually in an attempt to not look like what I was for 35:28. A tall, rail-thin, radiant and unadorned brunette in the Two Hearts® maternity department of Sears narrowly won the Miss McCain Mall Pageant over two Asian-looking buffet attendants at Wok N' Roll.
The rain stopped tonight. At about 8 p.m. Central, I jogged the Orange Street Loop in 33:15, with splits of 11:30, 10:54, and 10:51. This was about as slowly as I can run. Sometimes that fails to work; I feel crappy no matter the pace, but not tonight. This was easy. I'd like to see those other mall-walking motherfuckers stay with me.
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