Hash

We ran from the Boyle Park pavilion where Porkin' Mindy made her debut back in 2005, a run after which you criticized Jail Bait Jr. for being bitchy and smoking cigarettes. Mostly with B.J., I was out for 55 minutes to cover a bit more than four miles. Afterward I was entertained by a lesbian, introduced to the Hash by Michele Posey, who likely will cause me to waste time and emotional energy for however long she runs with us, a thought formed around distant and immediate joy as the crowd circled and my sense of responsibility fell away. But don't worry; I am forever aware of my overoptimistic view of such events and know to ignore it.