I marked the Jesus Christ Memorial Two-Mile Race to Hell for the Little Rock Hash House Harriers on Sunday. I guess it took me about 30 minutes.
Hashers ate 43 chili dogs. They raced slowly. The winning time was 13:27. A pretty, 25-year-old named Elsa Kanner won the women's division in 15:14. Sam spent the entire evening on the front-bedroom bed's headboard, endured multiple pettings, and emerged as a reserved, cat star; Jo and Pam remained under the bed throughout.
My house is a fucking mess.
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