River Trail fiasco

I made it exactly a half mile on the River Trail, from the Big Dam Bridge parking lot, when I realized I was off my game and decided to quit. So I walked back to my locked car, pulled my house key from my shorts, said, "Fuck," put it back and jogged and walked six miles home. Tim Cooper came to get me. I bought him lunch, then he dropped me off at my car with an extra set of keys.